A Special Tribute to Mr Eddie Trayner (Past Vice President)

Ten Pubs Of Largs

The club instructed Rab & Eddie

tae tour Largs - and we were ready

tae check oot pubs & have a spree,

we set aboot oor task wi' glee.

 

First port o' call, "Macaulay's" Pub,

a whisky shop - there's no' much grub.

A narrow bar, Belhaven Beer,

It didnae have much atmosphere....

 

The second pub was called "McCabes"

We liked it there, quite warm and cheery.

It's right next to the railway station

and warrants mair investigation

 

"The George" came next - it's like a barn,

a fitba' shop - and no much else,

Ah widnae take a dug in there,

Aboot it, Ah will say nae mair.

 

The fourth one up was "Charlie Smith's"

The barmaids wide, the bar's too narrae,

it's no' a place ye'd want tae tarry.

 

The fifth pub...."Ye Olde Anchor Inn"

Largs' oldest pub, we swanned right in,

Low ceilings, busy....quite the scene....

The barmaid wisnae very keen

 

The sixth pub, "Toby's"....Chalk and Cheese!

The Manager - sae keen tae please

There's food - and space - a welcome air

We should consider going there.

 

The seventh, "Papa Joe's" by name,

A curious, wee, sea-front howff,

There's stairs tae climb, it's ower wee,

but worth a visit...just tae see!

 

The eighth pub was called "J G Sharps"

(Ed sworeto angels playing harps)

Wi' couthy barmaids spoutin Rabbie,

Guid beer, Guid food...it wisnae shabby.

A Burns club link-up was on offer,

A chance tae swell oor meagre coffer

(one drawback - it's no' on the front,

tae quibble, ye wid be a...right spoilsport)

 

The ninth pub's name? Oh aye! "Royal Oak"

The barman made poor Eddie choke

by overchargin' for the beer!

Forbye, he seemed a wee bit queer!

(But nivver mind which way he'd bend it,

the pub......it isnae recommendit')

 

The tenth pub?   You recall "McCabe's"?

(the one next to the railway station)

It had a chanter......plenty banter..

On Thursday night!.......A revelation!

The Manager's a real go-getter,

He's Irish....Loupin'...like the Setter

He likes his pub tae buzz and fizz

It's plain he really knows the biz.

He's keen...There's food.."The Craic" is good!

(He even offered us a lock-in

but Ed declined. Ah found that shockin'!)

 

But efter Ten-Plus Pints, plain silly

tae feel the need tae gild the lily;

Fair fu', we finished up oor spree

The favoured list reduced to three:

 

 

That's J G Sharp's, McCabe's and Toby's',

 

Each one is good...........ALL recommended

and now oor pub report is ended.....

.....Except to say we both suggest

another visit would be best

to put them to a final test....

 

By Treasurer, Secret'ry and Chairman.....

 ( and Ed and Me.....that's only fair man!

 

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